What do you do if adults are fighting over the “custody” of a pet?

Number one, I hope they are devoting just as much energy to determining the wellbeing of the kids. It will be a great day when kids’ needs are as universally advocated as those of a Labrador Retriever. It takes more credentials to have a dog license than to have a marriage license, which shows how backward our priorities are. You can do better for your own family than a judge, bound by the behind-the-times laws we still continue to embrace, ever could.